you get used to it

and maybe love it

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I appreciate that the feed store orders the dog food I want just for me

but I dread going to get it because they wont let me carry the bag out to the car so I have to go up to the counter and ask for it and wait for a terribly sweet somewhat wobbly 70 year old man to go haul a bag of dog food to my car. 

please let me sign a waiver or something please let me carry that bag of food myself im able to do it i swear just stop making me make that sweet old man carry a 40lb bag of dog food ;3;

Filed under WEEPS

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mls-classics replied to your post “that HECKING ACCIDENTAL HOMESTUCK HOROSCOPE POST HAS BEEN ON MY DASH…”

Who did they put first instead?

Hecking aquarius! and then pisces and THEN aries. CROSSES ARMS AND SULKS LIKE THE PETULANT RAM-CHILD THAT I AM.

They actually went in order other than putting the last two first but EVERY TIME I SEE IT IM CONFUSED AND GENTLY OFFENDED

Filed under mls-classics i dont actually know anything about astrology ive mentioned this before i just like things that ARE ABOUT ME dont even pretend every single one of you doesnt know how that goes YOU KNOW YOU KNOW.

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mls-classics:

theoldaeroplane:

friendship

Apparently they’re like kool-aid-batter doughnut balls?
……. maybe they can be GF? *pointed eyebrow waggle*

yeah that’s pretty much exactly what they are but much like the hot dogs injected with that really vivid orange “cheese” - there is NOTHING about this combo that appeals to me laughs. 
If corgi REALLY NEEDED IT FOR RESEARCH SOMEDAY I would probably do it but I would give her shit about it for at least three years because everything about fried kool-aid makes me lean back and make a really childish face. 


The website this picture is from describes them as tasting almost like “cornbread with jelly on” so there you go corgi someone else did the research for you

mls-classics:

theoldaeroplane:

friendship

Apparently they’re like kool-aid-batter doughnut balls?

……. maybe they can be GF? *pointed eyebrow waggle*

yeah that’s pretty much exactly what they are but much like the hot dogs injected with that really vivid orange “cheese” - there is NOTHING about this combo that appeals to me laughs. 

If corgi REALLY NEEDED IT FOR RESEARCH SOMEDAY I would probably do it but I would give her shit about it for at least three years because everything about fried kool-aid makes me lean back and make a really childish face. 

The website this picture is from describes them as tasting almost like “cornbread with jelly on” so there you go corgi someone else did the research for you

Filed under food picture (i dont eat very much in the way of sweets or fried food) (which is why im so NO) (corgi also doesn't eat much in the way of sweets) (which would explain the trolling)

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moonbeamoflee asked: corgi oklahomans will fry anything including ice cream and snickers and shit, has pyro seen any of these cuisine abominations and if so how did she react

theoldaeroplane:

oh lord did they do it back in the 60s??? she would probably cram it in her mouth immediately. she’s disgusting. though in … SOMETHING i wrote recently about her it came up that she once lived off fair food for a week and it was one of the most disgusting experiences she had by the end of it.

Texas does too, so she’s not completely out of luck at Dell’s house. The south is a land of horrifying fried food. Fried kool-aid is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard of AND YET THEY SELL IT AT KIOSKS AT ANY GIVEN EVENT. 

I’m guessing the arsonist would probably hoard fried twinkies. Even if she was too sick of fried food to eat them, there would still be a suitcase under her bed full of fried twinkies. 

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canadiansonganon asked: noel! noel noel noel. coffee conduit cat as a familiar for a barista! that is all (you can thank bistro too)

MAGIC AND COFFEE SEEM LIKE THEY MIGHT BE A QUESTIONABLE MIX

BUT LETS MAKE SOME THEMED CATS ANYWAY spoilers ahead

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